Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.


Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

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Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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Today in “Things Duolingo thinks makes sense”, this wonderful mess.
Apparently, milk can be a vegetarian and my phone thinks women are pomeranians.


You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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  • spanish and italian: 

    So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: 

    haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: 

  • english: 

    *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: 

    the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: 

    here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: 

    subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: 

    sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: 

    here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: 

    so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: 

    here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: 

    If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: 

    idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: 

    so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit


I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies.

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i ship me and money

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I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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I’m just having a bad day I tell myself for the thirteenth week in a row

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