neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via xyzebro)

cuntinued:

School Holidays Expectations: Beach, parties, sleepovers, shopping

School Holidays in Reality: Laptop and food in bed.

(via baracknobama)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via orgasm)

whythatwhore:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

oh my god

(Source: uglierer, via beyoncescock)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via pizza)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack, via live-for-the-reblogs)

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

judas no

(via vvebsites)

scowlofjustice:

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

Death is an illusion

And so are pants

(via superwholocktrekhead)

pussypoppinhannstand:

when you realize we all turned into squidward

(via persassyy)

malformalady:

This adorable baby squirrel was picked up from a sidewalk in Washington D.C. with a broken ankle, chipped tooth and bloody nose. Luckily, a concerned passer-by picked it up and took it to City Wildlife, where vets gave it a leg brace.

malformalady:

This adorable baby squirrel was picked up from a sidewalk in Washington D.C. with a broken ankle, chipped tooth and bloody nose. Luckily, a concerned passer-by picked it up and took it to City Wildlife, where vets gave it a leg brace.

(via persassyy)

thedisneyseries:

eeyore-needs-a-stitch:

I never noticed she drew people surrounding the flower

Wow, I didn’t notice it either. I am a disgrace to my own people.

(Source: noworries-justdisney, via moondoorssqueen)

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

(via medukea)

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

(Source: grindlebone, via tardistimewheel)

(Source: captainsteves, via that-funny-guy)

trickstercheebs:

hahahollister:

everyone has just given up by finals week

gotta wonder where they got all those pens

trickstercheebs:

hahahollister:

everyone has just given up by finals week

gotta wonder where they got all those pens

(Source: rock-the-baby, via persassyy)