cpwiser10:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

*drooling*

(Source: assassincreeds, via dftb-effin-a)

noemi0004:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

That smirk like wtf are you talking about

(via vagina-itch)

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

(Source: Engadget, via dontblink-blinkandyouredeadd)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via you-want-this-url-huh)

pizzary:

when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it

(Source: petliam, via sherlockandloki2)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via sherlockandloki2)

"Earth’s Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

(Source: lockelamoras, via equestrianfangirlswag)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy, via teenscoolest)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via bradmajors)

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via punnier)

kayewithane:

Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out

(via hotboyproblems)

Nearly 30 years of pouting by Robert Downey Jr.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via neilnordegrafofficial)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via punnier)

justplainsomething:

batgirlrising:

moriarty:

saunterdown:

baruchsbalthamos:

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

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and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry 

PS… douche in the first gif is the same interviewer who pulled the same stunt on Anne Hathaway during her TDKR press tour.

None for you, Jerry Penacoli, none for you.

The best thing about both of these moments is that in both cases (even though it’s hard to tell with how this particular gifset is cropped), Renner and Downey are both obviously reacting negatively to the comment but just sit back and let Scarlett rip into the douchebags. Cause they know she’s got the situation fucking covered.

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via casandsherlock-haveajellybaby)